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Laugh Out Loud Fun...

My husband sent me one of those email things yesterday. You know, the type where you follow the directions and then forward it on to others with your answer in the subject line. Very rarely do I participate in these things, and since people know that fact, very rarely do I receive them. However, this one was pretty funny so I decided to send it on to a couple of friends.

Well, if I thought creating my own sentence was funny, the responses I got back from my friends ACTUALLY MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD!

So I decided to post the short, easy to follow instructions here so that you too can form YOUR sentence and leave a comment letting everyone know a little something about you.

First to start your sentence, pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang t o
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Then the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a surfer
30-------a llama
31-------A homel ess guy

And finally finish 'er up by picking the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can..
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

Put it all together and viola!

In my case: I karate chopped a snowman because that's how I roll.

Interesting facts revealed as I received responses back yesterday:
  • My husband is apparently secretly a minion of Big Bird. Hmmmm...
  • Laura has a thing for firemen.
  • My sweet little Sara is a rage filled driver.
  • Marie is sexy. (Well, that one's really more a confirmation of an already well known fact.)
So, do us all a favor, form your all telling sentence and SHARE it with a comment. I know full well I get an average of 45 visits here a we should all be laughing our heads off by turkey time!

Do it! Or the poor snowman won't be the only one getting a hi-ya.

(You've been warned.)



Maddy said…
"I licked a gangster because I'm AWESOME."

Also, I'm trying to get up to Grinnell around December 18th, will you all be around?

Marie said…
I will leave mine in this forum too, because I love my sentence.

"I licked my best friend's boyfriend because I'm sexy and I can do what I want."


See you soon!!
Laura said…
I did the macarena with a fireman because the voices told me to.
Anonymous said…
I yelled at a football player because I think I need some serious help.

MS said…
"I smelled my dog because I'm a Ninja!!"

Well, mine really wasn't all that good. Dang! I couldn't figure out the color of my shirt...maybe that's my whole problem.
Sara said…
I wanted a new one - I love my neighbor!
KHopkins said…
I smelled a stuffed animal because that's how I roll.

Scary, because I actually DO that sometimes!

Happy Thanksgiving!
Anonymous said…
Nikki had lunch with an ipod because that's how I roll...
Megan said…
"I had lunch with a homeless guy because Big Bird said to and he's my leader."


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